The higher the heel the closer to God

Cardigan: Valleygirl

Top: Target

Skirt: Forever New

Heels: Mimco

Watch: Michael Kors

Dear High Heeled Shoes,

I'd just like to say a large thank you for not only giving me that extra bit of height, but also for making my legs look longer and leaner than they are in reality.

Sincerely,

Rachel

I accompanied a friend to get a piercing this afternoon and must have looked quite a sight teetering into Off Ya Tree in my nude/pastel preppy ensemble complete with heels and bouncy ponytail. Fun fact: a smiley piercing apparently doesn't hurt as much as it looks like it does... I still cringed.

Another fun fact: skirts with crossover fronts that are already slightly shorter than you're comfortable with do not do so well in windy situations. Like St George's freaking Terrace.

Watermelondrea

Jacket: Esprit

Top: Valleygirl

Skirt: Portmans

Flats: Kmart

Guys I'm a bit of a fail on day 1. After my great wardrobe divide on Saturday I decided I needed some form of coloured skirt so I went out and bought this beauty from Portmans, overjoyed by the watermelon hue and too-close-to-perfect fit that I completely overlooked the black stripes on the waistband! *sigh* you can't win 'em all.

And alas, I tried, it turns out flats just don't photograph that well when you're taking selfies in the spare room without a tripod before rushing off to work..

Also, as much as Major Payne was a great childhood movie, it is also an adequate description of the amount of hurt I am in after yesterday's netball carnival. All yoga and no cardio for the past 23 days will do that to you so I am in no state to wear my gorgeous nude Mimco heels (which I thought would be perfect for this week). Maybe by Thursday...